SMS world

1) Marriage is the process to find out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

2) Sweet fruits are nice to eat, sweet words are nice to say, but sweet people are really hard to find, my goodness how the hell did you managed to find me.

3) When in life, you wake up, and you don’t see anyone, then come to me I will be there to take you to an eye specialist.

4) Only once in life will you meet someone with whom you can spend your lifetime, you can share your happiness and sorrow. Till then enjoy with the wrong one!

5) Its funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE VS ARRANGE .Its like asking if suicide is better or being murdered.

6) Based on the Newtons law. Love can neither be created nor destroyed. It Can be transferred from one girlfriend to another.

7) Friendship is just like wine, as its gets older its gets sweeter just like you and me you are getting older and I m getting sweeter.

8) I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant, To have a candle light dinner and to say those sweet three words to you “ Pay the bill”

9) You are a STUPID…… smart talented unique person in demand.