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Air, sea and Land the trio.



In leaps of Clouds.


Birds view of the city.



Gift of nature and human's imagination in harmony

Bachelor's Life: A Bus Journey

Vikram Agrawal

It is said that life is a journey. It is not stagnant and the man keeps on moving from one destination to other with a few respites in his peregrination. Moreover, life is not smooth and in this world every one has to live a checkered life. Treating life as a journey is a broad view and if we examine closely we will find that a bachelor’s life is like a journey in a bus crowded with people of all sorts including beautiful girls. Situations and various incidents that we experience in a bus journey are very similar to those in our real life.

Every time it happens that the bus we want to board on is crowded and we have to struggle a lot to get into it. After a few jostling, we barely manage to get some space to stand. If the person sitting beside us has reached his destination and leaves that seat and we get a seat without any effort then luck factor comes in to picture. The same thing happens in real life also. Most coveted positions are crowded and a lot of efforts are required to secure a niche among those positions. Luck has its own importance but few persons give credit to luck in securing a position. Luck may facilitate our efforts in securing a position but the credit cannot be attributed to it alone. Instead of sitting ideally at that position, if we remain vigilant all the time we can judge when a person is going to disembark either by studying his body language or through our intuition we can easily grab that seat thus turning luck in our favour. In real life also, with the help of our consistent efforts and vision we can easily face adverse situations and fortune turns in our favour. The more vigilant we are and the more efforts we put in, the earlier we will get a seat. The lesser our efforts, the lesser are the chances that we will get a seat early in our journey. Many times it happens that without any effort we get a seat but here as soon as we get a seat, we find that we have reached our destination and you get hardly some time to enjoy the pleasure that entails with the seat. Situation in real life is no different from this. The more efforts we put in our earlier life, the earlier we will fulfill our desires. Every body has the ability to fulfill his desires in his life; it is just a matter of time. Sometimes in the journey it happens that in the bus we did not get a seat when we were in need for the same, and when we got one, we no longer desired for that at that time. We want all the pleasures in early stages of our life and spend our whole life in achieving them with a few efforts and when we achieve them, we no longer desire them.

In this world girls need not take any tension. In buses seats are reserved for them and many times they easily get a seat without any effort. Government takes the responsibility for their welfare. But now a day, as the population is increasing and in a competitive situation all ladies do not get their desired seats and have to wait for sometime at get one. But at the end of the day, the truth is that as the population of females is less than that of males and girls easily get a seat of their choice no matter how. Elucidating the significance of the above situation in real life will be undermining the cognitive powers of all the male bachelors and will be an indignity to our woes.

As soon as we board a bus, each of us desires for a seat and beautiful girl sitting beside us during whole journey. It is just like getting a beautiful wife in the beginning of your career. And most of the times both the situations are next to impossible. Beautiful girls also travel in the bus, but you hardly get any chance to sit beside them. You spend your whole journey just looking at them forget about talking to them. Sometimes situations may arise when you get a seat beside a girl whom you don’t like. You have no other option but to take that seat. Arrange marriage is based on the similar concept and you are helpless under those circumstances. In case we avoid taking that seat and look for an opportunity somewhere else, we take a risk and our future will remain uncertain till the time we get a seat, if we get one. Imagine yourself in a situation and a seat beside you is vacant. A beautiful girl comes and asks for your permission to sit beside. It is just like a girl proposing you in real life and this is a utopian concept for most of the bachelors like me.

Many times we find that the bus going to the same destination as yours suddenly overtakes you. The bus may not be crowded and quality of girls there may be better than that of your bus. This may be the bus you have left just in hope to get a better one or may be the next to the bus in which you are traveling. The above situation fits well both in our personal and professional life. And it is just another way of saying the famous adage “Grass is greener on the other side.” Most of us think that the company with which we are working for is the worst company we have ever seen and people are enjoying in other companies. Who knows the bus that has just crossed may meet an accident on its way. At the same time no body can guarantee that the bus in which you are traveling is safe. No body knows what lies ahead in our future. All we can do is try our best, look for the opportunities and give your 100% in any endeavor you perform. At the same time we should not complain for our present situation. We get anxious at the signals during our journey and get irritated depending on the conditions at that time. This situation is same as when we get anxious and became irascible by some fitful but evanescent problems in our life and think of them as the biggest impediment in the progress of our life.

Many a time it happens that a seat just beside a girl is vacant and you want to take that seat. But you offer that seat to old person traveling with you. Or a girl wants to sit beside you but offer that seat to an old person standing nearby. Thus your deference towards old people ruins your chances of sitting with each other. The essence of love marriage lies in the same concept where old persons can be replaced by our parents.

Your life is not totally in your hands. There are other persons in your life on which the progress of your life depends. Likewise in a bus your life is entirely in the hands of the driver and in the hands of God. And you cannot eschew from these situations. Conductor of the bus helps us in getting a seat in the journey, guiding us and giving us all the relevant information about a girl sitting in the bus. He resembles our friend in real life helping us in every possible way both in personal and professional life.

Some people prefer waiting for the next bus in spite of the one standing in front of them. But no body can assure you that the next bus won’t be crowded. This is same as waiting for some better opportunities in our life and leaving and disregarding the current ones either in personal or professional life. Some people who have time and perseverance do get better opportunities but no body can give you guarantee of the same and it all depends on the risk taking ability of the individual.

Thus in sum, getting a seat beside a beautiful girl in a bus which is not crowded and that can take you to your destination without any hindrance is highly quixotic idea and never applies to our life. All we get is a crowded bus, with some beautiful girls, where you have to put your diligent efforts just to secure a place and cover your whole journey just looking at them till the time you reach your destination.

Man and Woman

"Identity of a man is incomplete without a woman.When she comes in his life, he becomes a nonentity"
------------------------------------------------Vikram A,

"Without a woman there is a void space in man's life. When one comes that space increases further."
-------------------------------------------------Vikram A.

"Thats why I hate beautiful girls. They kill you without giving a single chance"
-------------------------------------------------Vikram A.

"A bottle of beer a day keeps the bottle of whisky away"
-------------------------------------------------Vikram A.

New HR Polices

New HR Policies
Revised CTC Structure of Employees.

The following is the revised CTC structure of our company and has been approved by the Management.we are proud of being proactive in this approach and we hope after getting approval from the Govt. Of India this structure will become a Law in the Corporate World.

Internet Charges Contribution
Due to a drastic increase in the number of employees in our company, the quality of the Internet facility has decreased with time.Due to the slow internet speed employees have to spend more time for the same work and stay late in the office. This also affect their family life. To ensure a world class facility to all our employees and with your support and contribution an amount of “ A” will be deducted from the Salary of each employee. This will be in effect from today itself to ensure delivery of the results at the earliest.

Heat Realization
Now a day global warming has become an issue. To protect our employees from its effect AC facility has been provided. Research has proved that under such cold conditions employees become lethargic which results in the loss of productivity.But we need to also protect our infrastructure. Just to make you feel the internal heat all the time
an amount of “ B” will be deducted as “Heat Realization Deduction” and will be Tax free.This will help us to keep your productivity high.

Coffee Cut
Health is Wealth. The Importance of Health as an issue can not be denied. And for the past few years after an extensive research program it has been proved that the excess amount of nicotine is harmful to health and results in the decrease in the productivity.Its excess consumption leads to insomnia and affects family life. Moreover it acts as an addiction and person is bound to surrender.But here in our company we are there to help you. To discourage this practice the management has proposed a deduction of amount “ C” for all the employees and an additional amount of “ D” for the employees who are seen in the Radius of 10 meters of the machine.
Final Amount=C+D*No. of times seen.

Non Working Hours Deduction
Time is Money.No Doubt about it. But very few employees realize this. And when the time passes away they realize its Importance.Before this happen to our employees, the Management has come up with the proposal of the “ Non Working Hours Deduction”. An Amount of “ E” will be deducted for every hour wasted. The definition of “ Non Working Hours” has been approved by the Ministry of the Employee and Mentioned in Corporate lawlessness clause.
PS: In refreshing area each minute spent will be considered as equivalent to one hour. ( cont……)

Non Working Hours Definition.
• When an employee is seen standing without a company file or any other document in his /her in front of his/her PC.
• Employee talking on the phone or mobile or any other device of communication.
• While sitting on PC looking looking anywhere except his/her PC.
• Two employees sitting together without a table and few documents between them.
• Employee sighted near refreshing area, coffee machine area. and smoking area.
• Having Lunch in the allotted lunch break.
• Weekends when you are not at your home.



Floor Space Consideration
For last few days incidences of encroachment of the others workspace has increased and as a result the milieu of office becomes unfriendly. Oh come on you can not work in such environment. To solve this problem all you have to do is define your workspace area multiply it by the land rates of your city.The amount will be finally deducted from your employee provident fund. We do not want to load you with so many deductions at a time.The management cares for you and your family. To boost your morale you can consider that land as yours during your reprieve in the office. The land will not be considered as your property. All rights are reserved with the company.

Environmental Concern Deductions
Trees are our best friends.But many companies do not recognize this.But here we makes a difference.Lets care for the trees.But as an human tendency people says who cares. Don’t worry an additional deduction of amount of “ F” for all the stationary and prints will solve this problem in no time.

The biggest Problem
The biggest problem which the industry is facing now a day is distraction of mind from the work due to female colleagues who spends a significant amount of their money for their maintenance. This has been proved to be a significant factor responsible for the loss of productivity. This leads to the problem from both the ends.To solve this problem and to discourage this practice an amount of five times multiplied by the amount spent on the maintenance will be deducted from the salaries of female employees.The amount spent on the maintenance will be estimated based on the feedback from the male employee.

No Discrimination
Humans are humans.Even after this deduction we believe that still few ladies will not give up to maintain themselves to their level best.Of course who don’t want to hear complements. To avoid any discrimination in the salary deduction, reciprocal of the amount ( same as deducted from the female employees ) will be deducted from the male employees. But on the salary slip it will be reflected as “ Entertainment Deduction”

Net Income.
Based on the above simple calculations calculate your Net Taxable Income( NTI). Those who got positive NTI looking forward to meet them for healthy future relations. But those who got negative NTI, they can calculate their stint in the office by dividing their balance in the bank with the –ve monthly salary.( Don’t rush to internet or bank. By the time you read this your account will be sealed.)
Thank you
( From the collections of Vikram Agrawal )

Things are same again

Who were you I didn’t know few days back,
Who are you I don’t remember now,
In my life things have become same again,
My heart is still there but with some pain.

Who are you I don’t remember you now

I was living no life, before I met you,
Emptiness was there without you,
Things have become same again,
Now I m living my life, but
Without you, emptiness still remains.

Things have become same again

Long time back I didn’t know the meaning of life,
Wasted every moment and never thought to realize,
Somebody can give meaning to your life,
As without meaning there is no life.

Long time back never thought about my self,
Thinking of you always, my other self,
Things have become same again,
Now I do not think about myself,
What is the use of thinking about the only self?

Few days back I tried not to see your photo,
As my eyes used to become wet
Now things are same again,
I can’t see you photo, as my eyes are still wet

Few days back I didn’t feel anything
As the body was inanimate in your love,
Things have become same again,
I am inanimate now, as my heart don’t feel any love

Few days back I can’t see this world,
As you were there I front of me,
Now things are same again,
I don’t look at the world,
As no one is there in front of me.

Few days back I never tried to sleep.
Looking at your photo eyes never slake,
Things are same again, now I don’t sleep,
meeting you in the dreams make me awake.

Long time back I used to think of you only,
You were with me although I was lonely,
Things have become same again,
I m lonely again although you are with me.



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--------------------------Vikram Agrawal

Sachaaee ( After "Phir teree yaddh aaee")

Ab bhohhot ho,gayee badaai ab jraa suno juthee sachaaee……

Jab bhi mobile per miss call aayee toh theree yaadh aayee,
Jab bhi uder se kisi ladki ke aawaj aaee toh theree yaadh aaee,
Jab bhi koi ladki pasand aaee toh tere yaadh aaee,
Jab bhi padosan ke yaha se pratho ke khusbu aaee toh teree yaadh aaee,
Jab bhi kisi ne jadu ki jhappi pie toh teree yaadh aayee.

Or thume sikayat hai ke hum yaadh nahi kertee….

Maikhane me kadam rahka toh tere yaadh aaee,
Koi maal nazer nahi aaee, toh tere yaadh aaee,
Dost ki Girlfriend mein bhi tum nazer ayee,
Achanak se ek ladki ander aaee,laga tum yaha kaise aaee,
Jab us ne pass baithne ke farmais jatie humee us per dya aaee,
Laga upper wale ne mere liye he hai vo bnai,
Jab Mere akho mein usae voo nazer aaee,
Tab kasam se,…jitnee us samey thumare yaadh aaee,
Us se pahele kabhi nahi aaee.

Or thume sikayat hai ke hum yaadh nahi kertee…..

“ tumhe hum se ye sikayat ki tum hummee yaadh nahi aaee,
hume apne se ye sikvaa ke hum thumhe bhul nahi paee”

------------------------Because it is from Vikram Agrawal

Ab hum ne jaana

Phir Teree Yaadh aaee.

Missed Call......

Tufaan hai jo thamta nahi

Tera husn dekh ker dil mein ek umang see cha gyee,
Sach pehelli bar mein hee tum aakho mein sma gyee,
Chaate to nahi the thume ye raaje byan kerna,
Dil ne achanak se kaaha , ye pari yaha kaha se aa gyee.

Tujhe dekh ker phir kuch yaad aa gyaa,
Sapne me jo chaera tha hakiquat ban ker aa gyaa.
Ab hume malum nahi, hum neend me hai ya nahi,
Ha etna ab jarur hai, tujse milne ke liye,
Hume neend lene ka ek bahaana nazer aa gyaa.

Suna hai chaad or suraj ka bhi dil tum per hai aa gyaa,
Raat tume angdaeaa lete dekh chaand bhi tha sarma gyaa,
Keree taarif chaand ne jab suraj se thumaree,
suraj apnee neend todker subhe subhe didar ke liye tha aa gyaa.

kaash tuffan ko masti na chadi hoti,
to us ne thumara duppatta udane kee jid na kee hoti.
Kisi tharah apne ko sambhaal lete,
Jo Us waqt baaris na barsi hotee.

Ab ye haalat hai ke chainn nahi aata,.
rhae rhae ker voo din yaad hai aata,
Apne dil ko samjhya per dil hai ke sunta nahi,
Thumara duppata jo gira de voo tufaan hai jo thamta nahi,
humaree nazer jo htaa de, eisa emaan dil mein jagta nahi.

------------------Because it is from "Vikram Agrawal "

Teri Tulna kis se kru?

Little Angel on the other side

My Guest My God

Vikram Agrawal

Hindu mythology treats our guest as God. But in today’s context I think many people simply don’t agree to this belief especially city dwellers and salaried person living in a metro like Mumbai, where spending an evening with your family is considered an occasion. But for bachelors like me this line has a special meaning in our lives. Bachelors and disheveled house are two terms that goes hand in hand. Right from the college days our room or our flat itself tells about the marital status of the person living there.

Although our parents teach us about the value of putting things in their proper place, but this value has its importance in a “ Home”. In the bachelor’s terminology there is no term like “proper place”, every place is proper provided you can trace that thing in the morning, which actually never happens. In general perception, the proper place of clothes is known as cupboard, but at times your bed or your chair becomes their proper place. The proper place of all of the study material is your study table but at times you give that privilege to your kitchen to become their proper place and that you come to know in the morning when you find your pen adjacent to your Gas stove.

The point which I m trying to elucidate is that in a bachelors life a guest visit helps us to realize our duty to show some respect towards those hapless things to reinstate them to their deserving place and remove all the paraphernalia from our flat.

One of such visit was that of my roommate’s mother. Although she is not a guest in a true sense, but she is visiting for the first time after my friend got his job from the college. The only analogy that comes to my mind is the visit of a district magistrate in a sarkari office.

This visit made us realize that curtains, bed sheet, pillow covers are really dirty and crying for their ablution. Newspaper scad whose height is slightly more than that of ours can fetch us four bottles of beer if sold to a radhdiwala. My favorite socks and handkerchiefs that I was looking for last six months were hiding from me behind my bed. A sparrow was trying to encroach some of the flat area without paying her share of rent. And to drinker’s consternation there is still some vodka left the bottle sleeping like a drunkard under my bed.

With in a few hours of scrutiny and with the discerning eyes of a shrif aadmi all the undesirable things were removed and some of them were concealed to such an extent the even for me it would be difficult to search for them when in dire need. The journey of the ants from my kitchen to my bathroom was disturbed. But it didn’t disturb their determination for they were sure that very soon they will be able to resume their peregrination.

The way she is God for me is itself an interesting event. Because next day, my would be father-in-law was my guest and that too bin bulaye mehaemaan.

Teri Chahat Main

Importance of Girls in an Organization

Vikram Agrawal

God is omnipresent but unfortunately beautiful girls are not. There is a reason behind this. God wants His men to remember Him every time a man looks at a girl. “Oh my God! How she can be like this?” a man says every time he faces a girl of any sort. Women play an important role in all the spheres of this world especially in software industry dominated by soft ladies and hardware industry dominated by hard males. The importance of woman in personal life is a banal statement and does not need any explanation. But importance of “girls” in an organization has increased manifold in the current scenario in both the industries. All ongoing organizational research programs have shifted their attention towards female and their uncanny behaviors, which have a significant impact on the work environment in an organization.

A survey was conducted by one of the country’s leading agency on the various factors affecting the work efficiency of a woman. The survey results showed that those women who had sex the previous night perform better than those who are planning for the same the next night. But not all women accede with the survey results. Some believe that they are able to perform better and prefer giving 100% to their work to giving their 100% to somebody else in the night. Moreover, the increase in efficiency was found to be higher in case of sex with a colleague than sex with husband. This increase was almost 69% higher. “What can be more fascinating than feeling those fingers very close to you which were disturbing you the whole day while he was documenting” said a woman in late 20’s.

The tastes and preferences of the workingwomen are also heading towards a gradual shift as more and more women are looking for inner satisfaction either while on work sitting on their chair or in bed. “I don’t feel any difference in wock (work she mean) and cock, at the end of the day what matters is if they give you complete inner satisifaction or not” says an employee from Brazil, working with an Indian organization for the same reasons.

The survey made one point very clear that those women who perform sincerely and diligently with their full efforts had sex either the last night or have plans for sex in the coming night.

The presence of women in an organization has more advantages than disadvantages. The presence of girls at work place gives “feel good” factor although every girl has a boyfriend or boyfriends of her own and she may like to even look at you, forget about dating her in reality. Yes, you can take her for dating but in dreams only. Results have shown that this leads to a tremendous increase in the imaginative power and creativity of all the employees. The rate of increase was found to be more in case of married male than in batchalors. A survey was done in which on a particular day a few beautiful models were hired by an organization. And after one week wives of all the male employees were interviewed. Almost 98% wives observed a change in the attitude of their husbands during sex and 70% of them said that they feel more satisfied now. Although most of the women innocently complained that their husband feels more shy now and during sex either their husband close their eyes or they use a piece of cloth to prevent any eye contact. When husbands were inquired about the reason for this type of behavior every body was alluding towards “Cover the face………base” principle.

It has been found that complains about no work in an organization have reduced drastically with the recruitment of beautiful girls. In case of no work, all batchalors get busy in either thinking, staring or searching on different floors for so called “unke wali” .A Search on different floors increases inter-department interaction among employees and at the same time people get to know about various tastes and preferences of their colleagues in the company. But sometimes this search leads to confrontation between employees when “unke wali” happens to be the same girl. Although such situation rarely occurs, but it can become a serious issue when one of the person involved is a senior executive of the company. “But such issues can be tackled easily by increasing the quality of the female employees in the organization” asserts PR manager of the firm.

Their fascination for “unke wali” puts an organization in a vantage position as it inculcates some humanly traits in their male employees like they are more punctual now than before. “God has given me this life as a gift and I want to spend each and every moment of my office life looking at her,” said an employee. When asked why didn’t he express his true feelings to her, he told that he was still waiting for the response of his other crush outside office. But he is confident that one day he willdefinitely get one of his true loves. “God can’t that be that cruel”, he believes.

Most of the employees have adjusted their lunch timing just to match it with most of the female employees. “We are noticing a increase in a sense of unity among the employees with this behavior,” comments an HR executive. Catering agencies also agree to this viewpoint. “On Monday our sales are generally low and in food courts we see only those people who are in their 50’s”. But this unity sometimes hampers with the effective management of the food courts. Many times the food court is either jam-packed or no employee comes for lunch.

("Writer's note: The above article is completely born out of the sheer imagination of the writer and any resemblance of it or a part of it with previous works will be highly coincidental and unintentional. The purpose of writing this article if personal only and any indignity on anyone's part is unintentional. All data used here are fictitious and bear no meaning in real life" )